Labels:text | screenshot | newspaper | letter | printing OCR: Publisher Bill Owens is being threatened with a letter opener by his lovely assistant, Pamela Evans. NOTE: When the big earthquake strikes California, the collapsed beer tank atop the corporate office will topple, thus killing them both (instantly, we hope). Therefore, it would be a good idea to order your catalog items today. A t Buffalo Bill's Brewery, you can see what is believed to be the world's smallest corporate office, measuring 40 x 60 inches. Owens Publications' corporate office holds a library, three telephones, a fax machine, office supplies and standing room for two people who know each other well. The above photo represents the true situation at Buffalo Bill's (Owens Publications): Bill works the phones while Pamela keeps Bill in line. Bill starts work at 6:30 a.m ., and around 9:30 Pamela strolls in and announces that it's time for a coffee and doughnut break (double cappucino for Bill and a chocolate doughnut for Pamela). Pamela's master's degree in social work gives her the skills to personally counsel Bill regarding business ethics and etiquette, which he sorely needs. She is able to take the rough edges off of Bill, allowing him to come across as the professional brewmaster, journalist and entrepreneur that he really is. And if you believe all of the above, call about our special offer on a very large bridge.
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